I say we forget about football, since perhaps this may be the last damn year anyway {Can you bieleve that?}.
You can be my business partner in a new sporting venture.
The game will be called "Run for your life".
We give each contestant a bag of Marshmallows, then see if they can reach the shelter at the end of my property!!
You may not empty the contents of the bag at any time, no boboling, no passing to other players and it must remain in your possesion till the allotted pick up time.
With this each person will be smeared with bacon grease.
grand prize will be all the crosses you can grow out.
And you can feel free to try a wrestle your way out, I might mention, that bears are known to out run thoroghbreds in a short distance sprint.
And, if you like that idea, wait till you here my plans for survivor, Darth's way.
You put a bunch of people on an island, we have a couple up here in lake mich, then you put a weapon, small {Knife} in the middle of it, drop the people off there and then come back in about a year........Oh yeah, there is a cache of enough food for one person to last a year................